I should violently quash all romantic attempts made by my Deputy Jared. I should make it clear that I am a damaged good, if you will, a package not worth delivering. I will hurt you in the end; you will be damaged beyond reason. Your firm worldview will be shattered, my darling Deputy, and you will get lost in the resulting chasm.
Yet somehow I cannot quit you; the promise of your lithely muscular body, warm hazel eyes, and tinkling laugh are almost too much. That is all of course, so I keep telling myself. It is not your stable presence, your straight path and good-natured yet stubborn qualities. You could be so much for me; the hand that holds the string to my kite, the sandbar that keeps my waves in check. Oh dear, I am getting sentimental, but how can a girl not, when you treat me like such a lady? Sometimes, in the world of feminists and urbanites, I feel as though chivalry is not just dead, it has been stamped to the ground by a thousand stilettoed feet just waiting for an excuse to yell at a man holding the door open. And yet, here you are, romancing me in a way I thought was for the books.
You took me out for “lobstah,” as you say, straight from these shores, a look of pride on your face as you speak of it. Your father is a fisherman who stocks half of the restaurants, and boy would he love to meet me. Jared, you may just kill me with those words. I am not to be taken home to parents; your father would laugh at my awkward mutterings, my blushes and stuttering when he asks what I do for a living, where I am going. Darling, I have already seen my future, and saw it disappear. I am nothing, and you will come with me into this darkness if you stick around.